6 Steps to Brazilian Wax That Doesn’t Suck (well…much)
Look, I get it. The thought of ripping hair out from down there doesn’t exactly scream “self care”. You’ve seen the TikToks—the ones where people act like they’re being sacrificed to the waxing gods, screaming bloody murder while their waxer just stands there, unimpressed. Let me be the first to tell you: that’s mostly for show. Mostly.
In my 10 years of waxing, only one person has ever screamed. Nobody actually cries. And p.s —the butt strip doesn’t even hurt. So let’s debunk the drama and talk about how to make your Brazilian wax in Eagan suck way less than it has it.
Step 1: Know What You’re Signing Up For
Let’s rip off the strip: Yes, it hurts. But it’s not some medieval torture method. If you’ve ever tweezed a rogue chin hair or gotten a paper cut, congratulations—you’ve felt something similar. Stubbed your toe?? That’s worse than any wax.
Pain tolerance is personal. Sally can get waxed while holding her baby, taking a call from her overbearing boss, and not even flinch (Yes! This really did happen, my client is superwoman). Meanwhile, Suzy swears at me after each pull, threatens to call 911 to report a crime (but shows up every five weeks like clockwork for the last three years.)
Moral of the story? Everyone’s pain tolerance is different.
Step 2: Understand the Waxing Pain Scale
Here’s what you’re actually in for:
The first time? Spicy. Your hair is thick, your nerves are on high alert, and you don’t know what to expect. It’s the worst it’ll ever be. But after that? Easy peasy.
After the first pull? The anticipation is scarier than the wax itself.
The labia area? Okay, yeah, that’s got a little zing to it.
The butt strip? Easiest part of the whole process. I could do it in my sleep (but I won’t, don’t worry).
Step 3: Prep Like a Pro
If you want to breeze through your wax like a pro, here’s what to do:
Take a pain reliever about 30 minutes before your appointment. Think ibuprofen, not tequila.
Exfoliate the day before. Less dead skin = better wax adhesion = fewer pulls = less pain. Science FTW.
No caffeine before your appointment. It makes you more sensitive (and more likely to overthink every pull).
Breathe! Holding your breath makes everything worse. Exhale on the pull, and it’ll feel way more manageable.
Keep up with your waxes. The more consistent you are, the easier it gets. First wax? Rough. Second wax? Way better. Third wax? You’ll barely notice.
Step 4: Ignore the TikTok Drama Queens
Don’t go on social media looking for waxing horror stories. Are they being dramatic? Maybe…people will do anything for views. If getting a Brazilian wax was as traumatic as some of these videos make it seem, do you really think people would keep coming back every month?
In reality, most clients sit through their appointment scrolling Instagram, chatting, or catching up on emails. If you see someone screaming on social media, chances are they’re doing it for views—not because they’re in actual agony. And even if they were in agony…they lived to see another wax appointment.
Step 5: Embrace the Pain (And the Process)
First-time waxer:
Walks in nervously.
Holds their breath like they’re being drafted into battle.
Asks, "Are my lips still there!?!?" (They are)
Leaves feeling like a baddass and books their next appointment.
Regular waxer:
Strolls in, drops their pants, and gets comfortable.
Barely flinches.
Probably texts during the appointment.
Asks if I think their ex’s new girlfriend is ugly.
Step 6: Just Do It (You Won’t Regret It)
Look, a Brazilian wax isn’t a spa day with cucumbers on your eyes, but it’s also not the pain-fest social media makes it out to be. It’s quick, it gets easier, and in the long run, it’s so worth it. No more shaving, no more irritation, and you’ll feel smooth AF.
So book the damn appointment. If Suzy can do it, so can you. (And I promise—you won’t scream….much.)